JOHNNY ENGLISH REBORN

Into every life a little slapstick should fall. Try this one.

Agent Johnny English is disgraced. After a disaster in Mozambique, he’s not only fallen from favor, he’s banished to Nepal, where he’s mastering the arts of mental focus.

Suddenly, his country needs him. He arrives in London, is given an impossible job, accomplishes said job with energy, insight, and Nepalese mental toughness.

Here’s the deal: MI7 has learned of a threat to kill the Chinese Premier. Agent English must track down the conspirators before they can carry out their evil plot. It gets complicated. It gets out of control.

Speaking of control, the bad guys have a mind-control drug. It causes its victims to have spastic muscle movements. You should not laugh at this. You will.

Lots of men get whacked in the privates. Lots of fun techno toys for modern spies. A sweet love interest. A very bad bad-guy. The KGB. An evil Chinese vaccuumer. The Queen.

Seriously, what more do you want?